#TS287 prompts: Eye, Love, Ewe. He made sheep's eyes at her throughout the party, only to be pepper-sprayed when he asked her out. 'Psychopath,' she declared. #TS287 #TS288 Prompts: Dear, Deer, Derrière. "Ahū chashm" He eulogized. She giggled. "Say something nice in Urdu abt my ass now." He wondered if the seduction may yet be salvaged #TS288 #TS289 Prompts: Text, Spies, Homicide. Queen's spies intercepted the letter from the King's mistress; she perfumed it with poison and sealed it with a kiss. #TS289 #TS290 Prompts: Schadenfreude, airplanes, Paris Hilton. 'Boobs can only take you that far.' She gloated as the bimbo made a spectacular fool of herself. 'Crash & burn, baby, crash & burn.' #TS290 #TS291 Prompts: Pursuit, Conquest, Tiny purple fishes. 'I will sift the seven seas to win your heart.' 'And I will run laughing through your fingers, like Clapton's tiny purple